is my swag distracting you

positive-memes:

Real talk

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evilspice:

tumblr B.C. (before censorship)

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shouganairu:

harpsona:
It’s the final Sunday.
http://gummywolf.tumblr.com/post/181158076996/the-end-of-fingers-in-his-ass-sunday
The End of Fingers in his Ass Sunday
So Long Gay Bowser

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What's your sexuality

Anonymous

explicitcherry:

stupid

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gallusrostromegalus:

flufflyspartan110:
luvnaught:
this is the only food critic I’ll accept at my restaurant.
@beastlysoul
Feeding your animals (safe) but new-to-them foods is botha great source of enrichment for the and endless hilarity for you. I reccomend green beans because they’re unwieldly for them to eat so its an involved process.

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official-german-puns:

officialdorfkind:
official-angela-merkel:
official-backwaren:
official-backwaren:
??? Ich wünschte ich könnte sagen das ich das gephotoshoppt habe aber,,,,
DAS GIBT ES DOCH NICHT????
Doch, bei Roller.
Mann, ist das ‘ne Wurst.

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charlesoberonn:

showerthoughtsofficial:
Reading “!!!!!” is like trying to scream with no mouth

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thecroclord:

Was walking through the store when suddenly they did it to me…

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i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

ittlebittle:
dateamonster:
vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?
other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it
and they were tombmates…
oh my god they were tombmates…

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verycooltrash:

yu gi oh gfs be like “you just activated my strap card”

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